"jkm7680" (jkm7680)
05/16/2017 at 21:41 • Filed to: None
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"jkm7680" (jkm7680)
05/16/2017 at 21:41 • Filed to: None | 1
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If and when Jkm7680 gets a truck, what shall he do to prove it to you people?
Shall he pose on it?
Shall he take it somewhere?
Shall he scream at TheHondaBro?
I will collect responses and make a poll. Because I’m a little bitch who’s bad at making decisions.
19JRC99
> jkm7680
05/16/2017 at 21:42 |
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Go and get it stuck and then provide pictures so I may laugh at your misfortune.
CB
> jkm7680
05/16/2017 at 21:44 |
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I mean, we’ll hear about everything wrong with it within a week, so you don’t have to do much.
TheHondaBro
> jkm7680
05/16/2017 at 21:44 |
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Scream at TheHondaBro.
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jkm7680
> CB
05/16/2017 at 21:46 |
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I never complained about my cars that weren’t shit. (3)
Chariotoflove
> jkm7680
05/16/2017 at 21:46 |
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Put cheese and marinara on it.
#truckgate
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jkm7680
> TheHondaBro
05/16/2017 at 21:46 |
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I’ll probably do that regardless, but I’ll consider it anyways.
Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> jkm7680
05/16/2017 at 21:47 |
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But you’re not gonna buy it.
FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
> jkm7680
05/16/2017 at 21:47 |
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I have a conspiracy theory that jkm bought a truck 12 months ago and has been trolling us this whole time while he writes a huge post showing all the things he’s been doing with his truck while posting about trucks for sale.
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jkm7680
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/16/2017 at 21:48 |
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You’re gonna miss a big opportunity to make me look like a silly goose when I do.
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CB
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/16/2017 at 21:48 |
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I wouldn’t be surprised if you had that sentence set as a macro on your keyboard.
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jkm7680
> FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
05/16/2017 at 21:48 |
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I will neither confirm, nor deny this statement.
Mostly deny.
Move along.
RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
> jkm7680
05/16/2017 at 21:49 |
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Pose on it somewhere, video screaming at HondaBro.
Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
> jkm7680
05/16/2017 at 21:49 |
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Donate it to Porsche9146 as tribute.
If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
> jkm7680
05/16/2017 at 21:55 |
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Make a pinup calendar with it in the vein of:
Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
> jkm7680
05/16/2017 at 21:57 |
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Better SR20 that chicken parm
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jkm7680
> If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
05/16/2017 at 21:59 |
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What am I getting myself into....?
fhrblig
> jkm7680
05/16/2017 at 21:59 |
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You need to have someone take your picture standing in front of the truck holding the current newspaper in one hand and the bill of sale in the other hand.
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jkm7680
> fhrblig
05/16/2017 at 22:00 |
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Can I be sitting on the hood/roof?
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fhrblig
> jkm7680
05/16/2017 at 22:01 |
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Of course!
Die-Trying
> jkm7680
05/16/2017 at 22:02 |
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tailgate. its a truck........
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Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
> Chariotoflove
05/16/2017 at 22:03 |
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#truckenparm
unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
> jkm7680
05/16/2017 at 22:03 |
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Yell at hondabro while posing on it and eating pizza.
Spaceball-Two
> jkm7680
05/16/2017 at 22:06 |
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Park it in top of a Prius.
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jkm7680
> Spaceball-Two
05/16/2017 at 22:08 |
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I wish I could do that.
I really do, haha
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Chariotoflove
> CB
05/16/2017 at 22:16 |
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“But I’m not gonna buy it.”
FIFY
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unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
> Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
05/16/2017 at 22:17 |
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#scoobgate
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Spaceball-Two
> jkm7680
05/16/2017 at 22:20 |
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I almost did it today. Some fucker in a beige Prius parked in my spot
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jkm7680
> Spaceball-Two
05/16/2017 at 22:49 |
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Mmm I would be angry.
At one of my work garages, I’ve claimed a huge end spot. Whenever somebody takes it from me, I get as close as possible to the thief.
OPPOsaurus WRX
> jkm7680
05/16/2017 at 22:56 |
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cannon ball into truck bed hot tub
boxrocket
> jkm7680
05/16/2017 at 23:11 |
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Have the Ford* salesperson take a photo of you outside the dealership with a sign with your username and the date sitting in/on your new truck.
*CarMax sales consultants will also do this with your new Ford pickup.
BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
> jkm7680
05/17/2017 at 11:09 |
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Drive it onto the Jetta a la Doug.
Screaming at HondaBro is also a viable alternative. It’s your choice.
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Spaceball-Two
> jkm7680
05/17/2017 at 19:35 |
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I used to have a designated spot in the garage with the Audi, but my truck won’t fit so I had to give it up. I staked my claim on an end spot. Most know it’s mine, but that damn Prius!